Thursday, June 30, 2011

Chicken Breast Dress Up

I am not a fan of white meat.

When it comes to chicken, I'll take a leg, wing or thigh anytime over the breast.

So this brings up the question: What should I do when I thaw out what I thought was a chicken thigh(s) only to find out it was a breast?

Here is what I did and it actually turned out pretty good.

What you need:

A chicken breast, skinned with no bone
A frying pan
Some cooking oil
A hand full of flour (at most)
Salt and Pepper
Mustard
A hand full of shredded swiss cheese
A hammer

Clean off your hammer and then use it to smash your chicken breast flat.  This should take at least a minute.  The flatter the better.

Poor some cooking oil (2-5 tablespoons) into the frying pan and set it on high.

While the oil is heating up, smear mustard on both sides of the breast.

Add some salt and pepper.

Spread the flour on a cutting board or something similar and then plop the chicken on top of it.  Turn the chicken over a couple of times to ensure the flour covers everything.

Toss the chicken into the frying pan.  Now, "toss" does not mean to try and throw it in from the far side of the kitchen.  "Toss" is more of a masculine way of saying, "Put the chicken into the oil, being careful not to splash the oil over the side of the pan where it will catch fire and turn this whole thing into a bar-b-que event."

Cook on each side for about 5 minutes.  The thicker the chicken is, the longer you must cook it on each side.

Lift the chicken up and drop the swiss cheese into the pan.  Try to make a "swiss cheese pattern" that is similar in size and shape to your chicken breast.

Set the chicken back down onto the cheese.

This is going to look really messy at first.  Don't worry, the cheese will harden after a few minutes. (I'm sure there is a technical term for this but I don't have any idea what that could be).

Use a spatula to test the cheese every now and then.  When it looks like it has hardened under the chicken, take the whole thing out.

What you will end up with is a mustard sort of flavored, breaded chicken breast with hardened swiss cheese stuck to one side.

Eat and enjoy.

Jim

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The Slow Cooker Solution

I was walking through the meat isle at the store yesterday.  I'm just sort of browsing; like a person at a bookstore.  I don't know what I want but if I see it, I'm ready to make my move.

I came across a 5 pound package of meat that was going for the low, low price of $.99 per pound.  I didn't know what it was but it ended up in my shopping cart just the same.

As I was putting the groceries away, I noticed the meat.  "Pork Shoulder" is what the label said.  I could tell by the bone and chunks of fat that this was going to be a challenge to make edible.

Then I remembered by old standby.  The Slow Cooker.

Here is what I did.

I put the meat into the slow cooker and then added a package of "pot roast" seasoning.  I know this is pork and not beef, but it was all I had in the cupboard.  I also added a cup of water.  I set it on high and went about my day for 4 hours or so.

I then chopped up three potatoes, three carrots, two onion, one stalk of celery, one red bell pepper (all of this chopped up) and 1 heaping tablespoon of my secret ingredient - Costo Monterey Steak Seasoning.

I let this go for another 4 hours or so.

I had to pick out two large bones and a few lumps of fat. (My dog starts his diet tomorrow.)

I just finished my second bowl of this stuff.

This was really, really good.

Try it, Eat and Enjoy...

jim

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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Pickled Eggs

Have you ever had that feeling that you needed to eat something but not sure why?  You are full but for some reason, you keep walking to the kitchen hoping for inspiration.

Here is what is going on:  Your body wants a pickled egg.

These things are tasty, filling, easy to make and best of all...if you forget you have them for several months, you can still eat them and they are even better!

Here is what you need:

A pot to boil eggs in.

A different pot to boil the vinegar and spices in.

A large glass or plastic container that has a top that can be sealed tight.  Vinegar is involved and if the top is loose, your whole place is going to smell like the night before Easter (when all the eggs are being dyed).

A large bottle of vinegar.  I'm guessing a gallon is too much and a pint is not enough.

1or 2 dozen eggs.  Take a look at your jar and imagine how many eggs you can fit into it.  That's how many eggs you need.   Or, take a look at how many eggs you have and imagine them in a jar.  That's how big a jar you will need.

1 container of Pickling Spices.  Some stores have this some of the time.  I can never find it even though I know it is going to be in the spice area of the store.  Having this pre-made makes everything easier.  However, you can make your own.

I went through my collection of spices and took out a teaspoon from everything that seemed like it would be good as a pickled egg.  This was a huge mistake.  Buy some pre-made or find a pickle spice recipe online somewhere (other than here.)

Bring your vinegar to boil with the spices added.  After it boils, reduce the heat to minimum for 10 minutes.  After that, you are ready to add it to the eggs.  So lets do the eggs.

Boil your eggs in accordance with my post on boiling eggs.  Put the peeled boiled eggs into the plastic container.

Add the vinegar/spice mixture to the container.  You may not use all of the vinegar but make sure all of the spices floating around go in with the eggs. If you don't have enough to cover all of the eggs, boil some more vinegar.

Safety tip:  Don't pour boiling vinegar into a plastic container.  Turns out that some plastics melt at a temperature lower than vinegar boils at.  I know from experience that this makes a huge mess.  So, let the vinegar cool for a bit.

Finally, put the lid on the container and wait for at least 2 weeks (although a month is better).  You don't need to put this in the refrigerator.  Just stick it in a a cupboard somewhere.  I think putting it out in the hot sun might be a bad idea but that is just speculation on my part.

Forget about the pickled eggs.

Now, when you are hungry and don't know what you are looking for, the pickled eggs will begin to sing their siren song.

Eat and enjoy.

jim

Monday, June 13, 2011

Creamy Scrambled Eggs


The best thing about eggs are that you can keep them for a long time in your refrigerator without them going bad.  That, plus they are used in just about everything you can make in a kitchen.

Scrambled eggs, by themselves are good.  But dress them up properly and they become great.

What you will need:

a pan and a wooden spoon

4-6 eggs, depending on how hungry you are

1 teaspoon of cream cheese per egg.

Beat eggs with a fork while the pan is heating up.  If you don't have a non-stick pan, you may want to add some butter or oil so the eggs don't stick

Add the eggs and then add the cream cheese.  The cream cheese should be in small chunks, about the size of a penny.

Stir until the eggs are cooked.

Eat and enjoy.

Now:  There are several extras that can be added.  Chopped ham is a good additive.  Surprisingly, parsley makes it better as well.  I'm more than a little surprised to find that I know this.

As for a topping, ketchup makes everything better.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Fried Parley Potatoes



I am not a big potato eater.  The reason for this is - I am a big potato eater.

I could easily eat potatoes all day.  Unfortunately, this is one of those foods that you will turn into if you're not careful.

However, every now and then, I want my spuds.

This is easy, tasty and filling.

What you will need:
  • A frying pan with a lid
  • A wooden spoon (I like wooden utensils as they don't harm the pot or pan)
  • Three large potatoes
  • 1/2 cup of chopped parsley
  • 2 tablespoons of butter
  • Salt and pepper
Peel the potatoes and cut them into chunks small enough to pass through the "okay" thumb and index finger hole.

Melt the butter in the frying pan and then add the potatoes.

Cook on a medium to high heat with the lid on the pan.
Stir every five minutes for just a few seconds.  Otherwise you may burn a few.

After 20 minutes (and a few stirrings) add the chopped parsley.  Also add salt and pepper to suit your taste. As always, if you're not sure how much salt, use less rather than more.  You can always add more later if you want, but it's really hard to get off if you over do it.

After a total of 30 minutes, this should be done.  Test a potato.  It should be soft all the way through.

Optional:  As always, mexican cheese salsa or sour cream can make this even better.  Additonally, you may want to consider washing the potatoes and then leaving the skin on.  I hear it is healthier that way.

Eat and enjoy.

jim

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Friday, June 3, 2011

Naked Spaghetti


The following is fast, filling, extremely inexpensive and fairly tasty.

What we are basically going to make is spaghetti with the minimum amount of stuff added to it (thus the "naked")

First of all, as a rule of thumb, the single man should always have all of the following: Spaghetti, Basil and Oregano (these are spices, buy them in bulk) and canned, cooking oil and diced tomatoes.

A lifetime supply of these staples should run you about $20.

What you will need:

All of the above and a pot. I also recommend a spaghetti ladle/fork like thingy.  This is like a big spoon with tines around the sides - great for scooping out large quantities of spaghetti.

Fill a large pot half way up with water and bring to boil.

Add the spaghetti and cook until done (around 10 minutes).  Done is when it tastes done to you.

Drain the water and add 2 teaspoons (the smaller spoon) of cooking oil and stir.


Some people will tell you to add the oil while the spaghetti is cooking.  Don't do that as it will extend the cooking time and cause uneven heating of the pasta (heard that on a radio show.)

Add a heaping teaspoon of oregano and another heaping teaspoon of basil  Dump in the entire contents of a can of diced tomatoes.

Stir well.

Eat and enjoy.

By the way, this tastes great cold.  You can also add more stuff like olives (but then it becomes less naked).

Jim